I  bet you are wondering just who Couch Ninja’s are? We are unstoppable bounty hunters, crazy eyed street fighters, go cart race car drivers and fearless heroes who have stopped countless crimes from the relative safety of our couches.

We are vigilantes who run into burning buildings… and then run very quickly back out again, jump away from loud explosions with unparalleled speed military professionals keeping the homeland safe, mostly from us. We solve unsolvable puzzles in a matter of years, battle unreasonable odds and save damsels in distress whenever possible. We do all of these things on a daily basis and still have time to microwave and eat our hot pockets! We are gamers! Extreme cyber pilots that skate the thin line between reality and pop culture. We conquer digital worlds in a single afternoon and accomplish virtually nothing in the process. Our achievements are measured in points and our world view is dictated by how far back a spawn point will take you. A world where we can nerd rage all day and watch noobs get pwnd all night.

I know the question that is lurking in the back of your mind right now. (I also know who stole the last hot pocket from your freezer, but that is beside the point.) Why in the world does the vast universe of the internet need another game review site? A reasonable question, but an even better question is why are you here? Haven’t you heard of IGN or Achievement Hunters or X-Play? I suggest you go there right now. Are you still reading this? Really if you are still here I guess you have your answer. We are here for insubordinate readers like you to mock and possibly chuckle at.