Onechanbara! What went wrong?

1.9 Overall Score
Storyline: 1/10
Multiplayer: 3/10
Concept: 6/10

Has Zombies

This game is a hybrid of terrible and awful.

Onechanbara – Bikini Zombie Samurai Warriors

This game was a huge disappointment but why? The concept was so bullet proof, so perfect. We are talking about hot chicks in bikinis wielding a samurai sword against hordes of the undead. Man that’s got to be good right? Wrong.

Let me explain metaphorically. I love Cheeseburgers, I love Doughnuts and I love Coffee but if you put all three in a blender you would end up with a meat shake full of chocolate pastry mush and caffeine.  My point is just cause you mix great things doesn’t promise great results.

Onechanbara is that kind of meat shake. The game mechanics are awful, the gameplay is repetitive at best and the story line makes absolutely no sense. Seriously, the storytelling makes absolutely no sense…… none. It is the equivalent of a Cinematic Seizure.

I am not going to waste anymore keystrokes explaining this awful game, it already stole hours of play time from me. I hope Onechanbara’s creators get hepatitis. Nuff Said!

 

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