BattleToads

8.2 Overall Score
Storyline: 6/10
Difficulty: 10/10
Pisses Me Off: 10/10

This game hates me!

They Only Game that has ever BEATEN ME!

This seems like the right post to start off the Old School Reviews. You have to understand cartridge gaming was different. You didn’t get unlimited respawns, hell you didn’t even get unlimited continues. There were no difficulty settings, no setting it to easy to just enjoy the story, hell, there was barely a story. Back then you had to master games and not everyone got to win.

I played BattleToads constantly and consistently, I can still hear the midi soundtrack and bad sound effects in my head. But alas I never beat it. I still have the cartridge to this day and from time to time I throw it in to the old NES and try, and then get pissed off and yell at the Nintendo. Then in a fit of rage I start telling the Nintendo about my relationship with the Xbox and how happy we are now AND HOW NICE HER GRAPHICS ARE AND HOW SHE HAS WIRELESS CONTROLLERS AND HOW HER GAMES ARE ON CD AND HOW I DON’T HAVE TO FIDDLE WITH THE GAMES FOR AN HOUR TO MAKE THEM WORK!!!!!! I don’t miss you Nintendo, I am fine without you……………………………. Stupid BattleToads.

Battle Toads – Couch Badges


 

 

 

 

 

SHARE THIS POST

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Author: DarkManSam View all posts by

Comments are closed.