X-Men 3

0.0 Overall Score
Graphics: 1/10
Gameplay: 1/10
Story: 1/10

Fuck This Game

Seriously…… Fuck this game.

This game gave me 3 achievements, each worth ZERO Points. What the fuck is that about. ZERO points? How is it considered an achievement but worth nothing??? That is like getting a check for ZERO dollars… WTF. A ZERO point achievement is the equivalent of a participation trophy that little kids get. You lost but here’s a trophy… Bullshit. It should be “Sorry kid not everyone is good at soccer, now fuck off.”

Plus the rest of the games completely starves you for achievements. Most games dish em out for completing levels or doing cool stuff but not this steaming pile of shit… nope. In order to get any thing you have to beat the game on the hardest difficulty and find all of the collectibles. No progression rewards, no kill rewards, it is a do everything or get nothing situation.

Like I really want to play through this game on hard or waste my fucking time collecting their useless garbage. Who thinks looking for shit is fun??? I lost the key to my garage like a month ago, if I am looking for anything I will start with that fucking key. Stupid fucking game……

Even if this game was not an achievement hording piece or shit it would still not be worth playing. No amount of Achievements could be worth this kind of torture. The game is repetitive at best, the fight mechanics are crap and the camera is garbage. Wolverine is a button mashing mess, Iceman is no fun and Nightcrawler constantly warps to the wrong spot. Oh and don’t get me started on the fucking cinematics in this game…. Literally the worst, laziest cut scenes that have ever been created.

My gamer score and quality of life are lower because of this game!

 

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