Ok, Gonna level with you. I want to do a completely honest review about Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer but I can’t. Jessica Alba plays Sue Storm so I can not (no matter how much I want to) bash this game. Let me explain……

Totally believable scenario:

Let’s say I am hanging at a bar and Jessica Alba walks up to me and says “Hey DarkManSam, I heard you have Gold Guns in Call of Duty. That is super hot. I want to do the sex on you…..” she continues “ but I read your game review and now I’m not in the mood!”  Then she storms off to make the sex with some other reviewer who gave her 4 stars. Maybe one of those Dbags from IGN. So just in case this totally realistic scenario ever happens…. Here is a great review about a really bad game…..

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Best game ever created? Yes, definitely.

But don’t take my word for it, just read these totally legitimate reviews that I didn’t make up.

 The best XBOX 360 Comic Book game since Iron Man the Movie!

The Couch Ninja

Fantastic Four has graphics and when you push buttons it does stuff. What other game offers that?

20th Century Fox

Really fun. I had a blast playing this game and would replay  it over and over.

Said No One Ever

 – Couch Badges