Iron Man

0.9 Overall Score
Gameplay: 3/10
Originality: 2/10
Story: 3/10

I loved the movie but this game sucks balls

Everything in this game feels recycled. From the crappy game mechanics to the repetitive level design and even the awful, AWFUL cinematics. It was a real challenge sitting through it. I can not say enough bad things about this game.  I am just gonna insult it  a few times and be done with this.

  • dark-ironThis game is the reason Tony Stark is an alcoholic.
  • They should have called it aluminum man because it is recycled garbage.
  • Gweneth Paltro’s 3D rendering was so ugly it actually looked like her.
  • How many Iron Man developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Just one. They’re not retarded they just suck at game design.

The only thing good about this game is their marketing team. They actually convinced people to run out and buy it. Filthy, lying, marketing geniuses.

In closing. Shame on You SEGA. SHAME ON YOU….

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